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The first American Primark store arrives next month

This is the best thing since Topshop

Facebook is becoming the main platform for job postings, so it’s time for us to delete all of our shitty photos

And our emo song lyric posts from 2007

Why ‘Great, Thanks!’ is the bitchiest email response to ever scorch the earth

If you sent this email sincerely, you’re sending a BAD vibe.

A definitive list of the shittiest American weightloss products to ever exist

The Neckline Slimmer is a special sight to behold.

If we’re being honest, Peter Gallagher might be the hottest older man in the world

Don’t act like you weren’t scopin’ him on the O.C.

It’s hard, but here’s why you should try to stay friends with your exes

The trick is to give yourself some time

A new Women’s March is coming next month so get your signs ready now

Mark your calendar because it’s back

The savagery in my group chat has made me the woman I am today

I wouldn’t be as fearless without our trash talk.

Anti-abortion violence is at a 20-year high

Let’s call it what it is: terrorism

Khloe Kardashian’s new ads are under fire for body-shaming and airbrushing

No, we can’t keep up with you, Khloe

I really like you, but sharing a bed with you absolutely sucks

There are just a few things I’d like to alter in this full bed

These Valentine’s Day restaurant specials will fill the hole in your heart

Get those breadsticks, girl

I love you so much I would die for you, but I won’t put your dick in my mouth

Happy V-Day, I got you…not a BJ

We are finally getting a black ‘Bachelorette’ and it’s about damn time

What took so long?

This app is more effective at preventing pregnancy than your birth control pill

Finally, birth control for us lazy girls

This girl’s Tinder photos purposefully range from gorgeous to ugly

She put a new meaning to ‘sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on’

The ultimate sex playlist you need to get it right, get it tight this Valentine’s Day

Let The Weeknd take you on a journey

Weekly check-in: Melania, you ok?

Just checking in

Apparently Mr. Darcy would be ass-ugly in real life, according to researchers

He would not get a text back :/

Here’s a definitive ranking of the best and worst ways to slide into the DMs

If you message me on LinkedIn, I s2g

‘Slim thick’ is the newest body craze designed to make you feel like total shit

The movement is just as destructive and unattainable as the rest of them.

My doctor doesn’t believe anxiety is real and refuses to medicate me for it

He just told me to exercise more

Elizabeth Warren was unfairly silenced by the GOP, so Twitter is speaking up on her behalf

#LetLizSpeak challenges last night’s upsetting scene

50 Shades is absolute garbage but at least it made BDSM go mainstream, right?

BDSM is a totally valid experience despite E.L. James being a shitty writer

How did our tween selves not even realize that John Mayer was the fuckboy of our generation?

Like, the seminal fuckboy of this millennia

Trump is pissed not because SNL made fun of Spicer, but because he was played by a woman

Color me shocked!

Why does everyone suddenly love Kristen Stewart now that she’s ‘out’?

She’s always been edgy but now that she’s dating women, it’s apparently acceptable?