Robert Shearme
Robert Shearme

Oktoberfest in March

A night of Lager, lederhosen, and lots of fun.

What pet should you keep at your college?

Cambridge is pretty much a zoo anyway

Societal Strife

Got a problem? Shearme has your answer

College Life Complications

Got a problem? Shearme has your answer.

Agony Aunt Shearme: Vacation Vexations

Got a problem? Shearme has your answer

Tab guide to etiquette: Clubbing

How to make it seem like you know how to eat, sleep, rave, and repeat.

BUMPS: Day 3 Roundup

Find out what happened to whom, by who.

BUMPS: Day 2 Roundup

Find out what happened, to whom, by who.

BUMPS: Day 1 Roundup

Find out what happened, to whom, by who.

BUMPS: The history of it all

The May Bumps are believed to be the largest student sport by participation, nationally. Make sure you know something about it.

Tab Guide to etiquette: formal dining

How to make it seem like you know when to eat asparagus with your hand.

What should your college disaffiliate from?

What should students turn their lack-of-disaffiliation anger towards?

Tab Guide to etiquette: Lounge suits and dinner jackets

How to make it seem like your valet knows how to dress you.

Anglia Ruskin and Hughes Hall clash leads to capsize

Rowing is turned on its head – literally.

Tab guide to etiquette: Sex

How to make it seem like you’ve read the Kama Sutra.

Lectures, libraries, and ‘lims

How to make it seem like you actually spend time working whilst here.

Tab guide to etiquette: Afternoon tea

How to make it seem like you have tea more than Her Majesty, the Queen.

Tab Guide to etiquette: Champagne, caviar, and canap├ęs

How to make it seem like you were born with a mother-of-pearl spoon in your mouth.

The reasons why all sheep must die

Baa-lar morghulis

Tab Guide to Rowing: The Cancer Research UK Boat Races

A handy guide for the ignorant to pretend you know something about rowing.