You deserve more than a Campus Central meal deal
You’ll spend three years at Reading and know almost nothing about it
Oxford Brookes will be your arch nemesis
OOOH AHHH MALIA, SAY OOOH AHHH MALIA!
If you don’t come home with an abundance of photo booth pictures have you really been out?
Isn’t art just a hobby?
There really is such a thing as a North/South divide
You’ll probably tell people you live ‘near Leeds’ though
You will lose all your dignity in the cheese room