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Malia Bouattia had the casting vote
And top ten in the UK
Met came in 871st place
Over four million people signed it
They just want everyone to get along
Nothing is real and everything’s a lie
Director James Comey spoke just after 11am today
His full, unedited impact statement
It won’t tell you anything about yourself
Turns out he’s just like every other politician
No-one can stop him
Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it’s fake
He’s not going down without a fight
When was the last time you updated your resume?
Lunchtime detentions were a rite of passage
Dw, you’re still gonna be in debt
No Ivies made the top 10
You’ve probably heard him at a day drink
It takes literally zero effort
You need the latest version
Ralphie roadmen on tour
No, I don’t care if it makes me look like a Tory
According to the biggest UK nightlife poll in history
It’s the ultimate great British night
Did anyone else really stand a chance?
I told them, no onions
Hey there Dan from School who I haven’t seen in five years
They’re all gassed about it
Elliott Johnson’s dad says justice will come to those who bullied his son
The stats that NTSU don’t want you to see
Where did the lake go?
I bet it was in Sociology
No one steals their milk
They just don’t get it
‘You wouldn’t understand, you’re not one of us’
Members of The Tab Nottingham share their memories
There’s a whole website devoted to detesting him
You brain makes it feel softer for intimate moments
You will never guess where the winner was from
How did anyone get a job without it?
Mo money mo problems
Time to sack off D2
“I was only ever going to go to a Jewni. It’s the only place I would feel comfortable being openly Jewish”
And you can’t even get a grad job
Their phone numbers and addresses were online for three years
If The Bard was an emoji, he would be a speech bubble
He’s gone through ch-ch-ch-changes
You need to look really boring
She took her Tab articles to the interview
She wasn’t very nice
They threaten to charge more if you have ugly mates
They did the same GCSEs and everything
You’ll need higher grades if you went private
No more free music
He put homophobic letters through your door
This wouldn’t happen in the Victoria Centre
It costs the same as two degrees from Oxford
He was taken to hospital but passed away this morning
Go outside you weirdo
The people who got on the grad scheme ahead of you actually deserved it
The attacker is in hospital and will be taken into custody
She blamed it on her boyfriend
Less than half of Russell Group unis record all sexual assault allegations
Tell your parents it’s Goldmans’ fault
It’s all going to be ok
They read: ‘Anything other than yes means no’
They’ve got free wifi and everything
His lawyer said the level of exposure was ‘shocking’
You leave them alone for one minute
Always watching Wazowski, always watching
But don’t ask why
Still better than that sheep in a tank
He dropped the spirit into a bottle of red wine before the summer ball
Life doesn’t come with trigger warnings
Does the Russell Group mean nothing any more
Underneath, we’re all blue
‘Tom is literally the most placid, un-doorman like guy we have’
It’s the 77th most marginal seat in the country
‘Hold your head straight and throw it down your neck’
How hygienic is it to stroke a cat while sipping a chai latte?
This Lib Dem wants to be your MP even though she lives 400 miles away
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early
His title will be Dr. of Entertainment
She’s probably more unay than you