Ben Dalton
Ben Dalton

Fitzwilliam, MML Although Ben enjoys writing about bathing, he is rarely clean. Hirsute of face and smutty of speech, Ben guffs and burps his way through life, pausing occasionally to get naked in a library, or drink a pint of milk. When his hands aren't nestled in his pants, Ben uses his fingers to write Features with. His favourite place to be is with Grandma Margaret, eating her cakes and watching her telly.

Tab Cribs – Marlowe’s old room

Tab Cribs move on to Corpus in search of somewhere it can really put its feet up.

Tab Cribs: Peterhouse Rivals

We’re back to Peterhouse for this week’s Tab Cribs with yet another panelled set claiming to be the real “Best Room In Cambridge”.

PILF of the Week – Alfie of The Copper Kettle

Although admittedly “miffed to be third”, notorious local PILF Alfie of The Copper Kettle is only too happy to let you have a gawp

Tab Cribs – Cambridge’s nicest room

Whilst some of us are living in converted fuse boxes just off Grange Road, WILL is only too happy to inhabit The Best Room In The World. Join BEN DALTON as he delves into how the other half live

PILF of the Week: Take 2

Following last week’s braxen specimen, PILF of the week brings you a punter of great integrity with a penchant for henladies and grapes

PILF of the week

Meet Louis of King’s Parade. The Tab’s first ever PILF of the Week

Tab Cribs: The King’s Parade Room-with-a-view

Kévin Cristin has hit the big time. He has a room, a view and a mini fridge. Join BEN DALTON for a snoop around his quarters

9 Best Freshers’ Week Bonding Films

Tired of talking this Freshers week? Think like a primary school English teacher and reach for the VHS…

Symptoms of the Fresh Grad

Think you might be a post-grad? Check yourself against these common symptoms for a quick and easy self-diagnosis.

Save your degree in 5 Grand Designs

Hope seemingly lost? Nowhere else to turn? Listen to Kevin McCloud, says BEN DALTON, for he has been there before…

End exams in three simple baths

Sick of spending more in Lush than you do in the buttery? Let BEN DALTON sink you down into a pool of homemade delights…

Reigen

BEN DALTON is left lusty by this whistle-stop tour of Tit Hall and human sexuality

Street Style: The Library

You looked fantastic in the library this week. BEN DALTON was watching.

The Lent 2014 Prophecy

Worried about returning to Cambridge? Don’t be. According to BEN DALTON this is the term where you become God.

New Year’s Resolutions

Been fat, lazy, rubbish and fat this year? So has THE TAB. Here’s how we will be better people in 2014…

5 Common Christmas Day Phobias

Christmas Day is a nailbiter for everyone, but particularly the Cantabrigian. BEN DALTON shows you’re not alone…

Review My Loo: The MML Department

Will the MML Factulty toilets live up to their high reputation? BEN DALTON and LEAF ARBUTHNOT feel the urge to investigate…

Tab Tries Dining With CowsDrinkMilk

BEN DALTON is hungry enough to call upon CowsDrinkMilk to make him Thai Green Curry. The results are delicious in more ways than one.

The Michaelmas Mary

Feeling a bit hungover this morning? In need of a change from that bi-weekly cherry VK? Let BEN DALTON introduce you to Mary…

Be Kind To Your MML This Michaelmas

The 4th year linguist has always been an enigma. BEN DALTON tells you how to crack the code…

How To Be Popular In Freshers Week and Beyond

Being popular from the outset is extremely important. BEN DALTON tells you how it’s done…