The average student has slept with nine people, our survey reveals
The average student has shagged NINE people, our extensive sex survey reveals.
A total of 12,708 students across 36 unis filled in our national questionnaire – and by golly the answers will get you hot under the collar.
Oxford Brookes students are the most prolific in the country – the polys bang an average of 14 people.
Coming in second are Plymouth with 11.5 sexual partners. We’ve heard it’s wet in the south-west at the moment, but Jesus!
Completing the ménage à trois at the top of the table are Liverpool – the city’s students putting Suarez and Sturridge to shame with their finishing.
The guys shag more than the girls – the average male student has slept with 10 people to the average female’s 7.7. If you don’t think you can have .7 of a shag, you’ve clearly never taken a rugby boy home.
A quarter of girls lie about the number of people they’ve slept with – 20% say they’ve slept with fewer than they have, whereas 5% bump their number up.
Of the 22% of boys who lie, 12% increase their number, compared to 10% who drop it. Yet again machismo bullshit winning through…
As with all Tab surveys, we urge you to take these results with a pinch of salt. Look out for parts two and three in the coming days, when we explore STIs and sexuality.
Want to join us for a cold shower after taking all this in? Email firstname.lastname@example.org to get involved.